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proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; display: flex; max-width: 100%; flex-grow: 1; flex-direction: column;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-[20px] text-message flex flex-col items-start gap-3 whitespace-pre-wrap break-words [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5 overflow-x-auto\" style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; display: flex; min-height: 20px; flex-direction: column; align-items: flex-start; gap: 0.75rem; overflow-x: auto; white-space-collapse: preserve; overflow-wrap: break-word;\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"e3b5904d-ade2-4640-84a4-3cbd56d487d9\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose w-full break-words dark:prose-invert dark\" style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; --text-primary: var(--gray-100); --text-secondary: var(--gray-300); --text-tertiary: var(--gray-400); 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var(--tw-prose-invert-quote-borders); --tw-prose-captions: var(--tw-prose-invert-captions); --tw-prose-code: var(--tw-prose-invert-code); --tw-prose-pre-code: var(--tw-prose-invert-pre-code); --tw-prose-pre-bg: var(--tw-prose-invert-pre-bg); --tw-prose-th-borders: var(--tw-prose-invert-th-borders); --tw-prose-td-borders: var(--tw-prose-invert-td-borders); --tw-prose-invert-body: var(--text-primary); --tw-prose-invert-headings: var(--text-primary); --tw-prose-invert-lead: var(--text-primary); --tw-prose-invert-links: var(--text-primary); --tw-prose-invert-bold: var(--text-primary); --tw-prose-invert-counters: var(--text-tertiary); --tw-prose-invert-bullets: var(--text-tertiary); --tw-prose-invert-hr: var(--border-xheavy); --tw-prose-invert-quotes: var(--text-primary); --tw-prose-invert-quote-borders: #374151; --tw-prose-invert-captions: var(--text-secondary); --tw-prose-invert-code: var(--text-primary); --tw-prose-invert-pre-code: #d1d5db; --tw-prose-invert-pre-bg: rgba(0,0,0,.5); --tw-prose-invert-th-borders: #4b5563; --tw-prose-invert-td-borders: #374151; font-size: 1rem; line-height: 1.75; width: 692px; overflow-wrap: break-word;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 0px 0px 1.25em;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTreat your vagina to cosmic bliss with our exclusive Oola panties! Crafted from the softest fabric this side of the cosmos, these panties are adorned with the head of the whimsical Oola The One.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 1.25em 0px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExperience pure joy as you indulge your senses in the comfort of these panties, meticulously crafted to make your vagina happy. With every wear, feel the gentle embrace of fabric that promotes vaginal health and well-being, ensuring that you feel confident and supported throughout your day.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 1.25em 0px 0px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBut that's not all! By choosing the Special Oola Panties, you're not just choosing underwear—you're choosing to prioritize your vaginal happiness. Because when your vagina is happy, you're happy. So slip into your Special Oola Panties and let the cosmic energy of Oola envelop you in a universe of pure delight and contentment.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 1.25em 0px 0px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 1.25em 0px 0px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Open Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\"\u003e.: 100% Polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"w-full pt-2 md:pt-0 dark:border-white\/20 md:border-transparent md:dark:border-transparent md:w-[calc(100%-.5rem)]\" style=\"border: 0px solid transparent; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; width: calc(100% - 0.5rem); padding-top: 0px;\"\u003e\u003cform class=\"stretch mx-2 flex flex-row gap-3 last:mb-2 md:mx-4 md:last:mb-6 lg:mx-auto lg:max-w-2xl xl:max-w-3xl\" style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; display: flex; flex-direction: row; gap: 0.75rem; max-width: 48rem;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex h-full flex-1 flex-col\" style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; position: relative; display: flex; height: 54px; flex: 1 1 0%; flex-direction: column;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"absolute bottom-full left-0 right-0\" style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; position: absolute; bottom: 54px; left: 0px; right: 0px; color: #ffffff; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; background-color: #212121;\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/form\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Extra light fabric (2.2 oz\/yd² (74.6 g\/m²))\u003cbr\u003e.: Regular fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Printed care label inside\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black stitching","offer_id":51618819801370,"sku":"18784832212774826101","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"S \/ Black stitching","offer_id":51618819834138,"sku":"28741216717728918237","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"M \/ Black stitching","offer_id":51618819866906,"sku":"52045356478298063430","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"L \/ Black stitching","offer_id":51618819899674,"sku":"27475629823761688932","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":51618819932442,"sku":"54230260868065987387","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"2XL \/ Black stitching","offer_id":51618819965210,"sku":"26485112165081458593","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/3113\/3210\/files\/15661869077230210413_2048.jpg?v=1769114541"},{"product_id":"oola-mug","title":"Oola Mug","description":"\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 0px 0px 1.25em; color: #ececec; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; font-size: 16px; white-space-collapse: preserve; background-color: #212121;\"\u003eIntroducing the Oola Mug: the ultimate vessel for your daily dose of cosmic caffeine! With Oola's face gracing its surface, every sip becomes a journey to the outer reaches of the universe, where the Wobble flows like coffee at a 24\/7 diner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 1.25em 0px 0px; color: #ececec; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; font-size: 16px; white-space-collapse: preserve; background-color: #212121;\"\u003eThis mug isn't just a container for your favorite brew—it's a portal to a dimension of wobble-filled enlightenment. So grab your Oola Mug, fill it to the brim with your beverage of choice, and prepare to sip, savor, and wobble your way through the day like the cosmic connoisseur you were born to be!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":51618830778650,"sku":"33844914898771167644","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0979\/3113\/3210\/files\/3747352832980085479_2048.jpg?v=1769116926"},{"product_id":"official-wobble-wizards-only","title":"Official Wobble Wizards ONLY","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"border: 0px solid #e3e3e3; box-sizing: border-box; --tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgba(69,89,164,.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow: 0 0 transparent; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 transparent; margin: 0px 0px 1.25em; color: #ececec; font-family: Söhne, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; font-size: 16px; white-space-collapse: preserve; background-color: #212121;\"\u003eIntroducing the emblematic shirt for the esteemed Wobble Wizards! Picture this: a shirt so divine, it practically glows with the bass-infused radiance of a thousand subwoofers. 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